Iiiiiiit's Fran! Putting off until tomorrow what she also put off yesterday! Everyone throw rocks at her!
Yes. So.
Reasons why I have not been here:
1. My scanner died, meaning that many cards (the majority of my work) were sent to their recipients without me keeping sufficient record of them.
2. I finished university in a whirl of terror and heart-ache, the final result being
this and not much else.
3. I got a full time job at one of the top post production houses in London, Double Negative, as a trace-monkey (the unofficial title is "2D roto artist") and now get to work with cool people making movies.
4. I have my annual cold, so everything I touch has to be incinerated straight away so that nobody else catches my plague.
Because I'm still slowly getting into the swing of things, and my brand new printer/scanner seems to work under its own bizarre logic that I have yet to discern, any updates from me for now will probably be sporadic this year. But I can vaguely not-quite-promise big things to come in 2010, including...
1. The name of the film I am working on. (Top Secret until it has been released, don'tcha know, old sport.)
2. My long-suffering comic will be forced upon you all once more, this time with a shiny new name, plot and level of quality.
3. More from the TAG characters and their disturbing, perverted and/or murderous shenanigans.
And now... pain killers!
(Not Really) The Return of The Sick Degenerate!
Distracted
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!
(no send bacs 2 me) (sorry)
*********
*** nature is everything ***
programming is currently destroying my soul
--
Machines that know. Drugs that don't let you lie.
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